When I wake up low at night, I sometimes use breathing to help me fall back asleep (after eating glucose, of course). Other times, I accept that I won’t be sleeping for a while, and I just let my mind wander and laugh at my thoughts.
This thought came on one such night, Thursday, March 11th, to be specific. It seemed especially cheesy, so I decided to go with it : ) Some of them I actually found pretty funny, others I had to stretch a bit…
Email me (nick@thebreathingdiabetic.com) if you have any good ones I didn’t think of so I can add them in.
Anything below #28 are user additions.
1. To breathe, or not to breathe: that is the question.
2. A breath in the nose is worth two in the mouth.
3. Don’t put all your breaths in one basket.
4. You have to breathe it to believe it.
5. You’ve made your bed; now breathe in it.
6. A breath is worth a thousand words.
7. Breathe the change you want to see in the world.
8. Be all you can breathe.
9. There’s a method in the breathlessness.
10. Familiarity breathes contempt.
11. Don’t judge a breath by its cover.
12. This option gives us the breath of both worlds.
13. Your breath is as good as mine.
14. Get your breath out of the clouds.
15. Don’t throw your breath out with the bathwater.
16. Just in the breath of time!
17. Sometimes, we just don’t breathe eye to eye.
18. Birds of a feather breathe together.
19. Every breath has a silver lining.
20. It kills two breaths with one stone.
21. The breath is in your court.
22. It sounds like you need to breathe off some steam.
23. That outfit looks like a million breaths on you.
24. It’s time to breathe home the bacon.
25. That’s a hard breath to crack.
26. You’re breathing up the wrong tree.
27. Stop breathing around the bush.
28. Breathe smarter, not harder.
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29. All breathing in moderation, including moderate breathing.